Ponderous thoughts

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


Ever Wonder...

... Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
... Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
... Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
... And whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?
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