BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
FINE: Tax for doing wrong.
TAX: Fine for doing fine.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.
CASHTRATION: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
GIRAFFITI: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
SARCHASM: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
ARACHNOLEPTIC FIT: The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
BEELZEBUG: Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
CATERPALLOR: The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.
IGNORANUS: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
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