Bogorigins
			Bogeyman: ... Ganymede... a lovely place covered with the best bogs I've ever seen! I spent there almost twelve years! Interviewer: Did you bring your own Bog from there? B: Yes, the live bogs of Ganymede... I: With live mice from Ganymede? And other Ganymede creatures? B: No, it's just Live Bog! You know, a creature called Live Bog! You can take small part of it and in a cupla years you'll get a perfect real bog! And everything you want too. Mice, cottage, stereo, cows, broad majestic Shannon in the centre of Prague or wherever! I: And you took a part of that creature to the Earth? Isn’t it hurting endangered animals? B: Nah! It's a natural way of reproduction for the Live Bog! I: Great you at least did not name TV as one of the bog-products... B: I just didn’t mention it! But OK: TV, crappy cars, fireplace, armchairs, poitin... I: Cars? Cars in a bog??? That’s too much! Such a crime against nature! Environmentalists should definitely visit your Bog. B: Yes! Cars! Look. I: It suspiciously resembles Shane’s property... B: It's just Live Bog! I told you you can get any cofiguration of the creature! You just need to think, imagine pictures all the time... I: Well, it is very obvious what you were thinking of when making the Bog work!
		© MacRua, 2004 (with questions by Zuzana) photo = screen capture from If I Should Fall From Grace: Shane MacGowan Documentary